we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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