she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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