Im at strip club and am horny
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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