her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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