wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
OPIZZABONMYDICK
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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