Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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