we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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