she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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