He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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