I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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