I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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