Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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