If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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