And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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