Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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