She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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