$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
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