I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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