Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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