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say what?
wanna hang out?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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