i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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