DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
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