But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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