If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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