I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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