yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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