Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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