I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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