At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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