Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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