In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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