What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Well I just put wine in my tea
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Randomize
