There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
And then my night got REAL pukey
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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