Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Is Oprah even human
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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