i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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