By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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