y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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