How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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