btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
