so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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