He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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