Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I CAN MOONWALK!
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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