your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
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