Apparently you make a good broom.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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