just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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