I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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