That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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