don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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