is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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