i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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